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The Little Engine That Couldn’t Even
i had $54.
i could either…
- pay my $54 phone bill or
- i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
i just really want a documentary about colin morgan’s ears to exist and i want to be the one to write, produce, direct and narrate it, provide a dvd commentary in the extras, then write a supplemental book, plan an international concert/book tour, discuss them on the floor of the UN and beam an image of them up into space to promote peace with extraterrestrials because MY GOD.
Screw being American.
I feel like that kid on the bleachers, while Europe is having fun.
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Name: jami
Tumblr Name: reichenbitch
Nickname(s): big dumb
Birthday: 19 april
Relationship Status: not my division
Random fact about you: make a decent bowl of mac and cheese and i will love you forever
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