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aragogs:

slimed

f is for friends who dont talk to you

u is for ur alone

n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

fatherjameshoward:

everything i say feat. omg 

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marththebland:

The Little Engine That Couldn’t Even

today, i was presented with a choice…

knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

  • pay my $54 phone bill or
  • i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

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baltarr:

i just really want a documentary about colin morgan’s ears to exist and i want to be the one to write, produce, direct and narrate it, provide a dvd commentary in the extras, then write a supplemental book, plan an international concert/book tour, discuss them on the floor of the UN and beam an image of them up into space to promote peace with extraterrestrials because MY GOD. 

Screw being American.

I feel like that kid on the bleachers, while Europe is having fun.

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Reblog so people know who you are

Name: jami

Tumblr Name: reichenbitch

Nickname(s): big dumb

Birthday: 19 april

Relationship Status: not my division

Random fact about you: make a decent bowl of mac and cheese and i will love you forever

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